Hot Thief

A shoplifter got caught due to eating some stolen scotch bonnet chillies. The thief was caught with more chillies, a milkshake, fruit juice and even a clarinet hidden in his waistband. After scoffing a couple of the chillies, the 39-year-old fell to the floor in pain and started vomiting. HS&Co are said to be hot on theft cases. In Your Defence.